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Sexual Tension Too Great For Only Two People In Dining Hall At 8:30 AM

East Quad residents Melanie O’Brien and George Boyd both made their way to the cafeteria early last Sunday morning only to discover, upon sitting down, that they were the only two students currently occupying the dining hall, sitting less than...

  • Feb 4, 2014

Troublesome Syllabus Contains Racist Terminology, Far Too Much Reading

After leaving the class’ first meeting last Thursday, the students enrolled in History 237 were all deeply disturbed by the class syllabus’ inclusion of racist terminology, satanic symbolism, and a schedule that demands far too much required...

  • Feb 4, 2014

Nostalgia Of Snow Day Trumped By Students’ Self-Destructive Habits

This past Tuesday, the University cancelled all classes due to extremely low temperatures—an action last taken in 1978. While university health officials encouraged students to remain indoors and use the day to catch up on schoolwork, many...

  • Feb 4, 2014

‘U’ Responds To BBUM Concerns By Hiring Old, Rich White Guy As President

Several weeks after the Black Student Union organized a movement to draw attention to a lack of diversity at all levels, the University of Michigan took a step forward in addressing diversity concerns by selecting rich, old white man Mark Schlissel...

  • Feb 4, 2014
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