Somewhat attractive man in a poorly lit room so you can't tell he's not attractive

Professor On Zoom An 8, In-Person 6.5

LSA Junior Ricardo Lopez was “absolutely astounded” last Tuesday upon discovering that his Psych 365 instructor, Professor Mendez, was only an attractive 8 on Zoom and actually an average 6.5 in-person. Lopez, who was in Mendez’s remote Psych...

A empty pedal pub car

Campus Connector Replaced With Pedal Pub

Sources have reported thatthe University of Michigan’s Department of Transportation has replaced the Campus Connector bus route with a new system made entirely of man-powered pedal pubs. “Our bus driver labor shortage has led to long bus wait...