Entire Class On Waitlist

Following the first meeting of EECS 283 last week, sources confirmed that the entirety of Professor Matthew Langley’s 400-person lecture was still on the waitlist. According to recent WolverineAccess and LSA Course Guide counts, the sum total of...

Molly’s Quiet Night In Fucking Slaps

Though several of her friends had invited her to attend social functions on Saturday evening, senior Molly Wile turned down all their offers in favor of “taking some well-deserved ‘me’ time,” which reports claim was “fucking epic.”...