Loser Freshman Fucking Blew It At Orientation

Reports emerged late last Thursday that incoming freshman Timothy Meyers completely fucking blew it at orientation this past summer. Meyers, who some thought wouldn’t dare show his face again on campus in the fall, began class September 4th....

Most Biology Classes Just About Kinky Animal Sex

A recent study has revealed that, despite commonly held beliefs, most university level biology classes are mostly just about really wild animal sex. “A common misconception about upper-level life science courses is that they teach students about...