Loudest Man In Discussion Section Wins

After an utterly dominant performance, sophomore Court Henderson was declared the winner of his October 15th history discussion section for being the loudest student. According to the syllabus for HISTORY 205 — a survey course on the history of...

Kid In Peer Review Being Massive Cock

Multiple sources have confirmed that during an English 389 peer review, Junior Evan Michaels was being a “massive cock.” “All he did was correct my commas instead of giving any type of constructive feedback,” said Sophomore Sally Sanders,...

Campus Voices: Joker

Critics have accused DC Films’ Joker of glorifying gun violence and having the power to incite real-life incidents. What do you think? “If you think about it, Gotham City is a character in itself.” —Peter Winslow, FTVM Sophomore...