Eric sitting at his desk

Stay-At-Home Order Changes Little For Eric

The campus-wide emergency stay-at-home order was a shock to many students, but changed little for LSA junior, Eric Samson. “Yeah, I mean, it’s not like I was doing much,” said Samson, recently seen wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt, both...

Schlissel at regents meeting dressed in UofM style pajamas

Schlissel Asks Regents For Later Bedtime

University of Michigan President Mark Schlissel has reportedly contacted the regents of the university to request a later bedtime. “It’s so unfair! All the other university presidents get to stay up late. And I don’t even get sleepy when...