Molly’s Quiet Night In Fucking Slaps

Though several of her friends had invited her to attend social functions on Saturday evening, senior Molly Wile turned down all their offers in favor of “taking some well-deserved ‘me’ time,” which reports claim was “fucking epic.”...

Michigan Cube Graduates With Honors

After successfully completing the last of its credit requirements, the Michigan Cube is set to graduate from the University of Michigan having earned cum laude honors for its academic efforts. The Cube, a fixture of the Ann Arbor community, has been...