Kid At UMix Clearly Here To Get Laid

Sources at last Friday’s UMix have confirmed that LSA sophomore Michael Reeves was clearly only attending the university-sponsored event to get some pussy. “Listen, if I pull up to UMix on a Friday night, I’m not leaving alone,” said the...

Rowdy RAs Bust Own Party

A group of resident advisors in the University of Michigan’s West Quad dormitory were forced to bust their own party last Saturday when one of the rambunctious RAs sent a complaint to the RA on duty who was also at the party. RA Lionel Giniari,...