Weird Roommate Makes Reasonable Amount Of Pasta

According to housemates, LSA junior James Matthews, known for his slightly strange behaviors, was recently seen making a “very reasonable and portion-sized,” amount of pasta. Dave Goslin, housemate of Matthews, told reporters that Matthews had...

Junior Deems It Warm Enough To Half-Unzip Jacket

Gauging the outside temperature as too warm for a full-zip yet still too cold for a full-unzip, junior Raymond Harris deemed it appropriate to half-unzip his jacket on his walk to class this past Thursday. “Campus is finally warming up,” said...