After tripping during her IM soccer game, LSA sophomore Julia Herndon has been spotted hobbling around central campus in a knee brace, in what some are calling an “obvious attempt at milking the hell out of the situation.” According to...
This past Tuesday, a local cluster of bed bugs reported an infestation of one gigantic bed man. The bed bugs, which have inhabited the bed for about six weeks, reported great alarm and discomfort at the arrival of the unwelcome guest. “During the...
Local student Cameron Barrett reportedly did not put on quite the show he believed he was while changing in front of his bedroom window this past Wednesday evening. “I like to think of it as a special treat for my neighbors or any lucky lady...
Sophomore engineering student Thomas Decker has reportedly settled down for a forty-minute depression nap that will eventually become a four month depression hibernation. Decker has regularly taken afternoon depression naps according to sources...
Sources are confirming that a lap desk belonging to Taylor Garcia, 31, has since been relegated to functioning as a bed plate. “When I saw it at Bed, Bath, and Beyond, I just thought about how much better this would make working from home; I had...