Taking a conscientious approach to his laundry duties, local Junior Marco Dennison has carefully setting aside the next 72 hours in order to fully complete his overwhelming load of laundry. The economics major, who still has not managed to develop...
Calling it one of the most “thought- provoking” and “surprising” pieces they’ve seen in years, professors from the University of Michigan’s English Department are congratulating senior Rachel Kurlow for her senior thesis, which is...
Explaining that he was not quite sure what to make of it, local sophomore Will Turn reportedly just thought the passage he read out in his English class was interesting. Turn reportedly read out six sentences from William Faulkner’s “The Sound...
The student body has expressed great joy after enjoying a brisk day of Michigan’s April weather, rounding off the third straight day of 40 plus degree weather and partial sun. Reports have surfaced that many students have been seen lounging in the...
Noting that all of his friends have already known what they’re doing after college, graduating LSA senior Mike MacLennan reportedly found it “really strange” how he still hadn’t received any instructions on what he’s supposed to do next....
