New Subscription Service Just Ten Dollars A Month

Promising to “disrupt the subscription culture and revolutionize the way we think about monthly recurring payments,” new subscription company Subscribify has detailed its plans for a new platform that only costs ten dollars per month....

Dorm Roommates Finally Starting To Hate Each Other

Sources report that dorm roommates across campus are now reaching the stage of living together in which they cannot stand one another. “My roommate and I used to get along pretty well, but around February is when it started going downhill,”...

Molly’s Quiet Night In Fucking Slaps

Though several of her friends had invited her to attend social functions on Saturday evening, senior Molly Wile turned down all their offers in favor of “taking some well-deserved ‘me’ time,” which reports claim was “fucking epic.”...