Opposite Club Not Accepting Applications

On Thursday evening, a representative from the University of Michigan’s Opposite Club announced that starting next Tuesday they would be definitely not be accepting new applications. Semaj Sivad, president of the Opposite Club, claimed on Twitter...

Everyone In English Class’ Rough Draft Bad

After surveying a selection of English students from all levels at the University, it was discovered that every rough draft from every English class was shitty. The survey, which was filled out at the last minute in between classes, showed that...