An alarming report released by the American Health Administration this past Tuesday claims to have found that the healthiest breakups involve throwing your ex-boyfriend’s clothes out of the window and onto the sidewalk where he is standing below.
LSA junior William Devries recently claimed he was concerned about his changes in mood, which he attributed to either “the winter weather really getting down” or his “grades, social life, physical appearance, or anything else, really.”
Tour Guide Alex Rienks spent approximately 20 percent of his tour for prospective students and their parents standing outside of the Fishbowl in Angell Hall explaining how the U-M Information and Technology Services web-based printing service works.
Despite still feeling “lost” after a recent split with long-term boyfriend Avery Billups, 23-year-old Jill Winters is happy that her breakup at least coincided with the release of Adele’s new album 25, sources confirm.
After receiving anonymized course evaluations from her ENGLISH 260 students, Professor Julianne Bridgforth performed an informal cross-textual analysis to see who among her class of 40 students wrote that one fucking course eval.
Conservative politicians across the United States are advocating to close borders to Syrian refugees this week in an attempt to protect citizens from the threat of possible violent extremists, while apparently still supporting every...