New Housemates Accidentally Acknowledge Each Other

Despite getting used to each other’s schedules since August, housemates Sofie Smith and Abbi Gross failed to properly ignore each other’s presence and were forced to acknowledge one another in the kitchen of their two-bedroom apartment this past...

Fat Vegan Must Have Just Gone Vegan

Smugly slipping into conversation at a friend’s dinner party that he could not consume the main dish of chicken cacciatore due to his vegan diet, it became apparent that local butterball Marshall Woods must have seriously just gone vegan. The...