In a recent press release, The United States Postal Service announced that they have no idea how stamps work. Despite being how letters have been sent for centuries, the Federal Agency announced Thursday that they “haven’t the foggiest clue”...

Stock market researchers have released a study showing that the top 1% milk owns over 63% of publicly traded stocks on the market. The nation’s citizens most rich in calcium also are the beneficiaries of the most stock increases, and can often be...

Freelance Costco free sample critic Shawn Dumpey came to the realization that his life was “a sad, sad joke” upon slipping on a banana peel early Wednesday morning and injuring himself. The accident occurred as Dumpey was on his way to pick up...

A local waiter is pleased to hear he is doing a good job after taking an order for a steak “well done.” Benjamin Long was recently hired as a waiter at The Prancing Horse. “I was so happy to hear that guy tell me that his steak was well...

According to recent reports, a great joke that was posted on Twitter has been discovered to have been posted by a furry. The revelation was made by new Twitter user Sharon Smith who reportedly did not know what a furry was before the interaction....

LSA Junior Alison Conwell made history as the first person on Mars after she was “sent into orbit” by a joke. Conwell was reportedly launched into space by a message sent to her by her friend Josie Miller. “She replied ‘LMAO that send me...