The presidential campaign of Pete Buttigieg, openly gay mayor of South Bend, Indianna, is mired in scandal after an astonishing investigative report revealed that his husband, Chasten Buttigieg, also identifies as gay. David Collins, a veteran...
Reports have come in indicating that the local chapter of the Salvation Army has allegedly “wasted” all its liquid capital on food and shelter, leaving it with no resources to complete its primary directives. Kris Wood, a leader of the Washtenaw...
According to a new report from Netflix’s content recommendation algorithms, it is a “mathematical certainty” that the service’s latest cooking show will be a smash hit among the nation’s tub- tubs. The streaming giant’s analytics report...
After conducting numerous and extensive studies, marine biologists have concluded that every time you look at the ocean, “there’s just no feasible way to know how many dolphins you’re technically looking at.” Richard Davis from the...
Recent studies have suggested that a link exists between people who used to cut bread crust off their sandwiches and people who won’t swallow cum. Researchers at Yale have recently demonstrated that both picky eating and cum swallowing are...
Last Thursday in a Facebook Live press conference, Facebook CFO David Wehner announced that Facebook users will now be able to seamlessly connect their current Facebook accounts to their current Facebook account. Calling the move “another win for...
Reports indicate that last Thursday, area mother Laura Holland did not allow Stevie, her seven- year-old, any say over his own haircut. “I want it uniform length around the edges, and I want you to keep his bangs at the front,” Holland told the...