Local Man Pretends To Wash Hands In Own Home

Following a routine visit to the first floor bathroom of his Kerrytown apartment, LSA junior Peter Williams reportedly pretended to wash his hands in his own sink. After allowing a moment in which he could have just as easily actually been...

Modern Oracle Names Child Destiny

Dispensing her soothsaying wisdom from atop her hospital bed, wise and all-knowing area prophet Michelle Gronda has proclaimed to the world that her first-born child would be named Destiny. Her Omniscience, who had just gone through a grueling three...