Homeless Charity Blows All Funds On Food And Shelter

Reports have come in indicating that the local chapter of the Salvation Army has allegedly “wasted” all its liquid capital on food and shelter, leaving it with no resources to complete its primary directives. Kris Wood, a leader of the Washtenaw...

Child Gets No Say Over Own Haircut

Reports indicate that last Thursday, area mother Laura Holland did not allow Stevie, her seven- year-old, any say over his own haircut. “I want it uniform length around the edges, and I want you to keep his bangs at the front,” Holland told the...