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Tyler Gives Two Thumbs Up To Travis Scott Meal

Upon release of the Travis Scott Meal just weeks ago, local resident Tyler Bancroft, who was among the first to purchase one, has given the burger, fries, and Sprite combo “two thumbs up.” When asked about ordering the meal, he said “it took...

Cartoon Bunny

Report: Female Cartoon Animal Has Boobs

Recent reports have shown that audiences around the world are grappling with the realization that the female rabbit in Disney’s 1942 animated feature “Bambi” has the animal equivalent of human breasts. According to several sources, the...

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Old House Has Really Small Toilet

LSA Senior Max Lopez and his housemates were reportedly dismayed this past month to find out that the old house they moved into on Packard Street contained only one devastatingly small toilet. Since making this shocking discovery, Lopez has been...