Delta Reveals New Mile-High Club Rewards Program

In an announcement last Tuesday, Delta Airlines CEO Ed Bastian revealed the company’s newest rewards program, designed to offer perks reserved exclusively for members of the mile-high club. The rewards program, which will be joining the...

R&B Producer Hopes People Fuck To This One

Sources have confirmed that R&B producer Xavier Marshall, currently recording his latest album at ElectricLady Studios, hopes that listeners nationwide will be able to fuck to this one. “I hope it does the trick,” said Marshall, looking...

Report: Sally Sells Seashells By The Seashore

Recent reports have shown that the seashore-based Sally Smith has resumed her business venture of peddling shells. Smith, who has become famous for her vending of the invertebrate exoskeletons, has attributed her financial success to the...