23andMe Confirms Area Man Total Dumbass

Witnesses have reported that Trevor Jackson’s 23andMe results, which arrived this past Thursday, have confirmed that he is a complete and utter dumbass. The report surfaced three weeks after Jackson received a 23andMe kit as a Christmas gift,...

Couple Vows To Spice Up Sex Life By Having Sex

Reports have surfaced that Rafael and Talia Klein have endeavored to improve their sex life by actually having sex. “Rafi really is a wonderful husband,” said Talia. “But, in the past few years, things have just become really vanilla in the...