Using the latest advancements in sleep technology, Mattress Warehouse shocked the world with its unveiling of a bed that breathes on the back of the user’s neck when they sleep. The technology promises sleepers the ability to enjoy the hot, damp...

Citing his lifeless demeanor and excellent posture, the Charlavin Hotel has announced that doorman Derek Philips was a top contender for becoming the hotel’s newest door. “Philips is an excellent fit for this role,” said Charlavin owner Rachel...

Citing her utter disbelief at recent weather patterns, reports indicate that your mom simply cannot believe how warm it got this week. “I mean, it was 25 here on Wednesday,” said your mother over the phone, incredulous to the rise in...

Desperately hoping that at least one of his friends would realize he was serious, area man Jeff Somers was reportedly struggling to gauge whether others had understood that he wasn’t actually joking when suggesting they all go out to Applebee’s....

Beating out stiff nationwide competition, Glen Murphy from Phoenix, Arizona was named the 2018 April Fool early Saturday morning. Murphy, who works as an analyst at Weinberg Marketing Solutions in downtown Phoenix, has been a complete buffoon all...

After adopting the popular game as a relaxing distraction from the chaos of everyday life, it is being widely reported that area man Malcolm Bowers fucking sucks at solitaire. Bowers, looking for structure after being dumped by his girlfriend of two...

Sources recently reported that area woman Renee O’Connell is “totally open” to any constructive criticism on the rough draft of her senior thesis granted she’d be allowed to cry about it later that day. O’Connell told reporters that while...