Door Acting Unhinged Lately

Recent reports are coming in that the door to the Heller family’s pantry has been acting increasingly unhinged as of late. Family members reported that while going in to grab their morning cereal, something seemed a little more ajar than usual....

Dust Bunnies Unionize Against Spring Cleaners

In a shocking development, reports are confirming that a large population of the nation’s dust bunnies have unionized against this year’s spring cleaners. Edna Winthrop, the representative for DBU (Dust Bunnies United), explained the union’s...