After area eleven-year-old Charlotte Wright proclaimed her belief that her mom is the best mom in the world, it became abundantly clear to observers that she has never had any other mom. “My mommy is the best mommy in the entire world,” said...

Witnesses have reported that hot shot Buffalo Wild Wings Waiter James Richards took an entire party’s order last night without using a pen and pad to record even a single order. “At first I thought he was just not gonna write down the drinks,”...

According to reports, Apple engineers have recently developed and released a new “heinously large” phone made specifically for “strong, sturdy, and stocky guys.” The company has stated that the larger, more durable design allows its “big...

After a speech delivered by IngenSys CEO Alice Walters at Rackham Auditorium last Friday, it was reported that a number of attendees had interpreted Walters’ remarks as “empowering.” Walters, known for her ruthless business savvy and disregard...

After the Miller family switched its dog’s food from Pedigree to Iams, area mom Sally Miller announced over the phone last week that he “absolutely loves it.” Lucky, the golden retriever who has eaten the same dry food for almost ten years...

Sources confirm that the Delacey family’s Thanksgiving dinner was upgraded from a quaint get- together to an all-out rager when Aunt Lori unveiled her delectable, liquor-infused pecan pie. The evening started off tame and, according to some...

Offering an “antipasti” choice of either “crostini misti con ciottoli” or “bruschetta calda all’olio d’oliva e aglio,” it reportedly became clear that the menu at Grazie Ristorante Italiano just expects you to know Italian. “I’m...