Economists have long been plagued by the question of which price is right, but an intrepid economist has finally discovered what many believe may be the right price. “For a long time, people were saying that no price was right,” said...

The American pharmaceutical company Pfizer recently announced that Santa’s entire network of Christmas elves would not be eligible for the first few rounds of vaccines available to the public. Pfizer spokesperson Keith Jorgenson said in a...

As millions around the world prepare for a Christmas that will cap off a tumultuous and trying year, Lindt announced that instead of its regular chocolate Advent calendars, it will be offering 25 Xanax pills instead. “After the year we have had,...

During his family’s Christmas Eve dinner, sixteen year-old Zavier Caldwell was reportedly uncertain whether his general unease was due more to COVID guilt or Catholic guilt this year. Sources confirm Caldwell expected to keep his rejection of both...