Hardly a week after placing their new sofa in the living room, the residents of 107 Packard Street have allegedly “already started using their couch as a napkin,” according to concerned neighbors. Resident Dave Glaser was reportedly spotted...

Concern is mounting in the National Hockey League over the amount of players being sentenced to spend time in penalty boxes. In the 2020 season, a whopping 90% of all players were incarcerated in a penalty box at some point in time, and most of them...

The Commission on Presidential Debates hopes that holding the final 2020 presidential debate in the men’s locker room at Belmont University will allow the dark recesses of the candidates’ minds to roam free. Alfred Morris of the Commission...

With the rising popularity of the acrylic nail, many young women have found themselves in salons requesting longer and longer styles. To lesbian Carly Thornton, the trend holds dangerous implications. “I think they look so pretty, but I have to...

Multiple sources have reported recently that an ungrateful bitch sneezed again even after being told “bless you.” Maria Thompson, 36, was reportedly suffering from a mild cold when she let out a sneeze at the local Walgreens. After a passerby...