Nobody Sure How Record Store In Business

Multiple sources have confirmed complete and utter confusion in regards to the continued service of ‘Pete’s Records’ to its local Ann Arbor community. ‘Pete’s Records’ has enjoyed a long and illustrious history of selling records,...

Master Who Was Surpassed By Student Wants Rematch

‘Best two out of three.’ Last Thursday, Pai Mae was soundly defeated in one on one combat by his pupil, Jacob Jones. The match was reportedly held following a rigorous training period in which Jones grew from a weakling who could barely hold a...

Glasses Not Enough To Get Hot Girl Taken Seriously

Maybe she should read a fucking book. Although she returned from spring break donning a new pair of glasses, local hot woman, Eva Rivers glasses were not enough to get her to be taken seriously. Rivers purchased the glasses before beginning her...