Love Is Blind Season 2 Cast Just A Bunch Of Uggos

Producers from the hit Netflix series Love Is Blind have confirmed that the Season 2 cast will be hideously ugly. “I’m really excited to join the show and try to find love,” said George Evans, an unsightly 26-year-old from Atlanta. “It’s...

Beer Garden Ready For Harvest

Witnesses have confirmed that Washington D.C.’s Dacha Beer Garden is ready for harvest. Following a harsh winter, beer bottles have finally emerged from their bottle cap buds, initiating the new season of lager. “My team of farmers and I are...