Apple Finally Releases iPhone For Left Handed People

Claiming this release begins the “next era of communication,” Apple CEO Tim Cook revealed at his company’s keynote today the tech-giant’s newest gadget: the left-handed iPhone. The iPhone L is set to jumpstart Apple’s breakthrough into the...

Dog Drags Family Into Fire

A Michigan woman has her dog to thank after he “heroically” dragged her entire family into a raging house fire. Arya Conway, a Canton resident, was lounging on her patio with her family when their dog, Rosco, started jumping on top of them and...

Report: Mom’s Birthday Worst Day Of Year

Members of the Johnson family have reported that their mother’s birthday is the worst day of the year. “Mom always asks us not to make a big deal about her birthday,” said Sally Johnson. “But then she freaks out when the gift we buy isn’t...