Report: Dad Has A Guy For That

Following your emergency call concerning a broken fan belt in the station wagon, your dad announced that you should “hold on just a second” and “not do anything just yet— has a guy for that.” “Don’t call AAA” said your dad in...

Apple Finally Releases iPhone For Left Handed People

Claiming this release begins the “next era of communication,” Apple CEO Tim Cook revealed at his company’s keynote today the tech-giant’s newest gadget: the left-handed iPhone. The iPhone L is set to jumpstart Apple’s breakthrough into the...