Claiming this release begins the “next era of communication,” Apple CEO Tim Cook revealed at his company’s keynote today the tech-giant’s newest gadget: the left-handed iPhone. The iPhone L is set to jumpstart Apple’s breakthrough into the...
Sources close to local kid James Miller have recently been able to confirm that he is getting a little bit too old to be engaging in childish behaviors like believing in himself. “Between the ages of 7 and 11, children begin to develop concrete...
Following the annual international summit meeting of evil-doers in Muskegon, MI, this year’s top criminal masterminds announced a five-year plan to stop announcing their plans. “It doesn’t matter if the hero is safely in your clutches and...
A Michigan woman has her dog to thank after he “heroically” dragged her entire family into a raging house fire. Arya Conway, a Canton resident, was lounging on her patio with her family when their dog, Rosco, started jumping on top of them and...
Members of the Johnson family have reported that their mother’s birthday is the worst day of the year. “Mom always asks us not to make a big deal about her birthday,” said Sally Johnson. “But then she freaks out when the gift we buy isn’t...