Blier shopping for her unborn ancestors. Admitting that none of her children were pregnant at the moment, local mother and grandmother hopeful Suzanne Blier reportedly still went out to buy snacks last Tuesday for her presently unborn grandchildren....
Pictured: The Taco Bell lobby of Finkel’s local franchise where he had many of his formative experiences growing up. Reminiscing with colleagues whose roots lay in big cities like New York and Boston, Alex Finkel spoke with excessive fondness...
Clark testing the table with his “tablespheric stick-o-meter.” Following up with a recent health inspection, restaurant Roxie’s Diner was found to be in full compliance with a new health code, and all tables were deemed to be “sufficiently...
Realizing that he would “definitely” not be leaving his bed again that evening to re-up on snacks or beverages, let alone to groom, area man Brad Sommers promised himself last Tuesday evening that he would just brush his teeth extra hard the...
Murray, apologizing for the Chipotle bag in the passenger seat footbed instead of just throwing it out. Area woman Katherine Murray recently discovered that repeatedly apologizing for the mess in her car each time a passenger enters is still...
Sweeney reaffirmed her belief in a higher power as thousands of child soldiers marched with Somali armed forces. Fresh off of landing a new job at public relations firm Lily Communications this Monday, area woman Anna Sweeney attributed her triumph...
