Visitors to the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam were recently spotted staring intently at the Dutch artist’s Sunflowers (1888) painting, as if it were going to do something more interesting than just hang there. “The technique Van Gogh used in this...

Producers from the hit Netflix series Love Is Blind have confirmed that the Season 2 cast will be hideously ugly. “I’m really excited to join the show and try to find love,” said George Evans, an unsightly 26-year-old from Atlanta. “It’s...

Sources at the premiere of a new documentary on the refugee crisis are confirming that the film was just going ahead and zooming in super close on brown people. “Oh, I guess we’re going in,” said audience member Jarrett Adams as the camera...

Sources confirm that a billboard on US I-96 touting the message “Don’t Text And Drive” has been all but left unread by thousands of drivers-by as they texted while driving. The billboard, sponsored by the Youth Safety Foundation, has...

After an eight-hour shift of mingling with thousands of tourists at the happiest place on earth, Disney World cast member Ronald Berry was embarrassed to realize he had been wearing his Mickey Mouse costume backwards all day. “Aw, man,” said...

Witnesses have confirmed that Washington D.C.’s Dacha Beer Garden is ready for harvest. Following a harsh winter, beer bottles have finally emerged from their bottle cap buds, initiating the new season of lager. “My team of farmers and I are...

As United States coronavirus cases continue to skyrocket into the hundreds of thousands, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention lab responsible for running tests admitted yesterday that it had had “positive” and “negative” mixed up...