As the recently developed COVID-19 vaccine gets distributed to hospitals, newly vaccinated nurse Jenna Walters is relieved to finally be able to cough after holding one in for the past nine months. “In this line of work, you have to be really...

In lieu of its annual New Year’s celebration of a ball drop, Times Square is slated to become a giant bowling alley, using the traditional ball to knock down ten massive pins. Sources confirm that due to COVID-19 restrictions, the number of people...

The political world watched intently Monday as an internet petition stood only ten signatures away from officially repealing a long-standing yet controversial federal law. The petition, titled “Tell Congress to Pass Medicare for All,” had...

This weekend, 16-year-old Harry Larson reported that it was unclear to him whether it was Neosporin or a Spider-Man Band-aid that carried the weight in the healing process of a cut he sustained on Friday. Larson mentioned that after falling off his...

Scientists and aviation experts across the nation have recently released a new finding from their collaborative research, concluding that 90% of airplane turbulence is caused by pilots receiving road head. “Tumultuous air currents are way less...

Reports are confirming that, much like the ancient Greek myth of Icarus, area man Leo Winston let his hubris get the best of him and had to transfer his serving of cereal into a larger bowl. “I always use the same bowl when I have cereal, but this...