Sources within the White House have reported that the ghost of former First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis was seen gloating over the recent COVID-19 outbreak in Melania Trump’s redesigned Rose Garden. After multiple cases of coronavirus were...

According to multiple sources within the West Wing, the Vice President has been “extremely pleased” with the results of his many prayers for a large-scale biblical plague. “A lot of people don’t believe in the power of prayer, which I think...