Area Man Fucking Sucks At Solitaire

After adopting the popular game as a relaxing distraction from the chaos of everyday life, it is being widely reported that area man Malcolm Bowers fucking sucks at solitaire. Bowers, looking for structure after being dumped by his girlfriend of two...

Nobody Sure How Record Store In Business

Multiple sources have confirmed complete and utter confusion in regards to the continued service of ‘Pete’s Records’ to its local Ann Arbor community. ‘Pete’s Records’ has enjoyed a long and illustrious history of selling records,...