After silently considering his options, area man Caleb Foster decided to order just a glass of water at his local TGI Friday’s last Wednesday evening. It was reported that each subsequent party member then ordered water with their dinner as well,...
Stating that his normal passions alone were no longer sufficient, local hedonist Jimmy Santiago has reportedly vowed to devote more time to finding his passion passion. “Sure, being a hedonist is great, but everything has its downsides,”...
As of last Wednesday, sources confirm that area mother Darcy Vanberg has attended 29 screenings of the jukebox musical “Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again” against the accordance of her free will. Vanberg is a self-identified ABBA enthusiast and Meryl...
Last Sunday, as he crouched over their father’s carcass, a Kenyan lion contemplated whether or not it would be worth it to eat his two stepsons. The lion had just recently mauled his stepsons’ father, thus stepping into the role of the deceased....
Claiming that it is the only way to truly meet yourself, a popular lifestyle blog has recently suggested removing all the “toxic” and “negative” people in your life and replacing them with zucchini noodles. The blog stated that zucchini...
