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Biology Department To Start Tracking Diag Squirrels By Giving Them MCards

  • Apr 11, 2022

Nation’s Sprawling Plains Could Be Literally Thousands Of Bowling Lanes

  • Feb 19, 2022

Report: TJ Maxx Lipstick Has Bite Taken Out Of It

  • Feb 3, 2022
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  • Oct 25, 2021
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Brazen Housemate Tests Out Every iPhone Text Tone Out Loud

While working on a paper in her house’s living room, area student Patricia Moore was dismayed to hear her housemate going through every iPhone text tone to try and find a new one. “I just need a change,” said Eileen Elsen, the housemate in...

  • Oct 25, 2021

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  • Oct 3, 2021
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  • Oct 3, 2021
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