You were pretty good in there, kid. Pretty sharp idea about the merger. You remind me a lot of myself at your age. Quick thinker, good speaker, ambitious. So what are you doing slumming it at an office like this? Talent like yours is hard to come...

Hey Guys. Writing for this paper for the past four years has been a blast and a half and I’ve learned so much. But what’s exponentially more important than that, is what you guys think of my hat. As co-editor-in-chief of The Every Three Weekly,...

In my three years writing for this paper, I’ve had some good times. Made some friends. Had some laughs. Scratched a lil’ creative itch. There are a lot of things to remember fondly. So you might ask — given the chance, would I do it all again?...

I’m sure this won’t come as a shock to my cohorts on this paper, but The Every Three Weekly has always been a distant second in my heart to Groove. It’s been fun being a writer, and being an editor has given me the unique opportunity to force...

Looking back on my time at this university, I’m reminded of all the fun times I’ve had, all the people I’ve met, and all the places I’ve called home. I’m also reminded of my time working on this paper, which I’ll probably look back on...

I never believed in revenge, until I was dumped at the Cube in the bitter cold. I was crushed when my then-boyfriend told me that he “doesn’t get my humor” and we “have nothing in common” and he “isn’t doing my Spanish homework...

In my years as an RA on this campus, I have reaped a great many pearls of wisdom about the workings, corrupt and clandestine, of our institution. I now pass on the highlights to forthcoming generations of Umich students for posterity. Here they are:...