Brian Robson

You Should Transfer
By
Brian Robson

Some mean seniors told me my freshman year that I should transfer schools. They said I would never get good enough grades to go to med school if I stayed at Michigan. I thought they were pessimistic. But they were right, I don’t have the...

TK Kim

The Only Person I Recognize On This Page Is Ben Manley
By
TK Kim

One thing they never tell you when you get to be a designer for The Every Three Weekly is how needy these editors are with direct communication. I mean honestly, before COVID, they actually made us come in person every 3 weeks to digitally give us a...

Julia Silverman

My Every Three Weekly Last Will And Testament
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Julia Silverman

I, Julia Silverman, resident in the State of Michigan, being of sound mind, do hereby make, publish, and declare this document to be my Last Will and Testament. Following the sudden onset of fond feelings for the paper, my resignation was necessary....

Ben Manley

An Exposé By Ben Manley
By
Ben Manley

I’ve been “Photoshopping” for this paper for four years. The burden of witnessing all that goes on behind the E3W’s printing presses has barred me from academic, professional, and even romantic endeavors. As I bid farewell to...

Lucy Sohr

Addressing Your Allegations
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Lucy Sohr

During my time on this paper, lots of information has been spread about my actions/decisions as an editor and about my character overall. I would like to use my senior farewell to address these allegations and set the record straight. First and...