How could I possibly condense the affection I have for each of my fellow editors, the appreciation I have for my unabashedly supportive family and friends, and my immense pride and trust in the writers who will succeed me on this paper into 250...
During my time as an editor, I have been constantly humbled by how funny my fellow editors are, and I have almost always had great respect for their decisions. However, I disagreed vehemently with their decision not to run the following article. I...
Wow, what a ride it’s been. When the groundbreaking hiphop musical, Hamilton, premiered at The Public Theater over two years ago, who could’ve predicted we’d have to endure a hundred and four consecutive weeks of being asked “Have you...
Caleb, sometimes t r ans l i t e r a t ed as Kaleb ( , בֵלָּכ Kalev; Tiberian vocalization: Kālēḇ; Hebrew Academy: Kalev), is a figure who appears in the Hebrew Bible as a representative of the Tribe of Judah during the Israelites’...
At my church, we learned that God forgives all sins, but after what I’ve witnessed on this paper, I’m pretty convinced that the staff of The Every Three Weekly is condemned to burn in eternal hellfire. Why? Well, there’s that time we made fun...
The screen door slams. Mary’s dress waves. And I can’t come up with a senior farewell that captures my feelings about The Every Three Weekly nearly as well as Bruce Springsteen could. My story begins like many of Springsteen’s— with a car. I...
I have been here at the University of Michigan for three years now, and in that time I’ve learned quite a bit. For example, I know all the best trees for climbing, and can now get to Sparrow Market without using Apple Maps. But one thing I do not...