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This Shithole Is The Perfect One For You!
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Every Three Weekly

By A Local Landlord Finding a place to live in this city can be tough, I know. What separates the ransacked, run-down apartments on the East side of town from the pigsties on the West? It’s a nightmare! Well, fortunately for you, I’m here, and...

Chinese environment minister Chen Jining attends a news conference at the annual session of the National People's Congress (NPC), the country's parliament, in Beijing, March 7, 2015. China cannot relent on efforts to tackle pollution, though a rapid turnaround should not be expected, the environment minister told a news conference on Saturday during China's annual parliamentary meeting. The country's environmental laws were still not as strong as its economic laws, and innovation was also weak, said the newly appointed minister Chen. REUTERS/Stringer (CHINA - Tags: POLITICS ENVIRONMENT) CHINA OUT. NO COMMERCIAL OR EDITORIAL SALES IN CHINA

It Was All Part Of My Plan!
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Every Three Weekly

By Chen Jining, Chinese Minister Of Environmental Protection Ah, Mr. Trump. Kudos to you. For years I’ve worked to bring America to it’s knees, but you’ve seen through my ruse. Decades of plotting and scheming, leaving a careful trail of...

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Yep, I’m Just Here With Dad
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Every Three Weekly

By A Mom On The Phone With Nothing To Talk About Hi honey, it’s so great to hear from you. I’m just here with Dad watching the news. He says hi! Yeah…We’re about to switch from NBC to ABC. You know how Dad feels about Lester...

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We’re All Good, Bro. We’re Cool.
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Every Three Weekly

By a guy getting kicked out of a party Whoa man, don’t worry. We’re good dude, it’s all good here. It’s over, you don’t need to grab my shoulders anymore, I’m cool, man. I know things looked real bad there, bro, but you gotta understand,...

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