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“Welcome Back Everyone!”
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That Weirdly Talkative Old Guy at the CCRB

Hey everyone, welcome back to campus! How was your summer? I stuck around here. Boy it sure does get quiet, but don’t worry, I still found some pickup basketball games to play — just nine teenagers and me. I sweat more than they do, but that’s...

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He Takes A Little While To Open Up
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By A Woman Defending An Asshole

Have you met Avery yet? I know he can seem a little cold at first. Some people might even say he’s a vindictive, cold-hearted, slimy unfaithful piece of shit. But honestly, the guy just takes a little while to open up. He’s shy! And I know what...

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Remember Me As I Was: Witty, Innovative, Smokin’ Hot
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Marie Michels

In my years on the E3W, I’ve been many things: creative, enterprising, encouraging, drunk. But above all, I’ve been really beautiful. For me, leading this publication has been all about having high standards. The staff will agree that I’ve...

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