Students! Welcome back to another semester at the University of Michigan. As many of you may be aware, I am regrettably no longer the Dean of Engineering. Before I move on, however, I want to share with you my crowning achievement, the North Campus...

I’m a business owner who values my employees and cares about their needs. I hear their suggestions and complaints, and consider them when making nearly any company decision. Now, more than ever, it has become clear to me that women face a...

Hey everyone, welcome back to campus! How was your summer? I stuck around here. Boy it sure does get quiet, but don’t worry, I still found some pickup basketball games to play — just nine teenagers and me. I sweat more than they do, but that’s...

Have you met Avery yet? I know he can seem a little cold at first. Some people might even say he’s a vindictive, cold-hearted, slimy unfaithful piece of shit. But honestly, the guy just takes a little while to open up. He’s shy! And I know what...

In my years on the E3W, I’ve been many things: creative, enterprising, encouraging, drunk. But above all, I’ve been really beautiful. For me, leading this publication has been all about having high standards. The staff will agree that I’ve...

As a lead correspondent on all non-white issues for this paper, my sole mission was to provide the multicultural perspective it was lacking. Not only did I make the staff box seem more diverse, articles that would have previously been deemed...

Ross kids are such douchebags. Whenever I meet someone who is in Ross, they always bring up the fact that they’re in Ross immediately after I ask them if they’re in Ross. Just the other day at the library, my friend introduced me to his friend...