I’m 40 And I Agree!
A Random Person In TikTok’s Comments

Hey there. Thanks for sharing your video about how you struggle to make close friendships in your late 20’s. I just wanted to pop in and let you know that I’m 40 years old myself, and I totally agree with you, making friends as an adult is so...

I Told You There Wasn’t A Hidden Bookshelf
A Librarian Who Has A Lot Of Restacking Books To Do

What is wrong with you? Did you think that, out of all the places for there to be a hidden bookshelf, the area district library was the most likely location? I don’t care if you saw “Raiders of the Lost Ark” and “knew what was up with this...

I’m A Good Person, I Don’t Deserve This
A Bad Person Who Deserves It

Oh my God. Why does everything bad happen to me? All I want to do is drive my Hummer to the insurance agency where I work while playing the stock market. I don’t need all this bullshit in my life. What about Jenny from HR? All she does is talk...

So… Is There A Mrs. Worldwide?
A Desperate Woman At A Costume Party

Heyyyy. I absolutely love your Pitbull costume. No, for real, it’s so funny. He’s, like, bald and stuff. And wears sunglasses. You totally look like him in that bald cap and those sunglasses you got from 7/11 or something. Honestly, how did you...

Well, Michigan Was Really My Last Choice
A Guy Who Got Waitlisted From Harvard Nine Months Ago

Hi, I’m Jake, I sit by you in Calc? Nice to meet you! Haha, class was crazy today right? Gotta love derivatives. So, what are you majoring in? English? Oh, that’s so different! Yeah, I’m a STEM major myself. You know, Michigan wasn’t really...

Have You Asked Your Therapist About That?
Your Most Beleaguered Friend

Huh. You’re asking me if your tendency to black out every time you drink is indicative of a deeper emotional issue? You know what? I think that sounds like a really good question for your therapist. Her name is Cynthia, right? Yeah, I think you...