marie

Remember Me As I Was: Witty, Innovative, Smokin’ Hot
By
Marie Michels

In my years on the E3W, I’ve been many things: creative, enterprising, encouraging, drunk. But above all, I’ve been really beautiful. For me, leading this publication has been all about having high standards. The staff will agree that I’ve...

SLP

The Eternal Farewell
By
Patrick Goodney

I am no different than the Safe Sex Store, the Village Apothecary, or the Amer’s in the Michigan Union. I was around for a while, shared what I had to offer with a community, added some value to people’s lives, but eventually had to go. You...

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I Should’ve Learned to Code
By
Sam Spero

My college career has been a waste. I have no future, no career prospects. My parents paid out-of-state tuition so I could chuckle to myself as I wrote jokes about Harbaugh and Greek Life. Looking back, I know I should’ve just been a computer...

fritz

What Is the Role of Humor in Our Lives?
By
Fritz Arnson

What do we do with humor? Is it for pure entertainment? The Every Three Weekly has shown me how to understand the world through humor, and I think that’s helped greatly. Life’s contradictions get amplified by our jokes, in the hopes that our...

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