These Retractable Pens Sure Are Neat-O
By
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos

A lot of people like to bring up that in all my years of education activism in Michigan and around the country that I never actually set foot in a public school. These claims are just untrue. In fact, I just went to one of our nation’s intercity...

The Real Spirit Of Halloween Was Inside Us All Along
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By A Jack O’Lantern

Inside each of us there exists a spark, a flame burning bright, igniting our spooking, goopy cores. This, I believe, is the spirit of Halloween. This flickering spirit exists inside each and every one of us. While we keep firm smiles pasted on our...

Gimme The Blue
By
A Middle Schooler Grabbing Ice Pops Out Of A Cooler

Booyah! Snack time baby! What do we have here? Oh yeah look at that cooler, Connor’s mom is not messing around. Blue! Blue! Gimme the blue one please. I love blue, it’s my favorite. I know it’s everyone’s favorite, but it’s my favorite the...

Don’t Loft Your Bed In A Hazardous Configuration
By
Your RA

Listen up everybody, I know moving into college is complicated, and you’re all just aching to be free spirits, but let’s get a few things straight. Upon moving into your dorm rooms, you were all provided with easily customizable furniture...

The Growth I Experienced While Abroad
By
Jack Panella

When I decided to study abroad this past winter semester I truly didn’t know what to expect. How could I truly know what would be in store for me once my journey began? In late January, when I left my home, family, and friends behind to spend four...