What’s The Square Root Of Numbers by Ben Levine
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Every Three Weekly

Hey, sorry this took so long. I’m so glad to have been in Every Three Weekly! You’re all the bomb. Anyway, When I was in seventh grade I started my first band: The Black Stone Devils. We had a couple of EP’s that we put together on...

A Letter To Freshman Me From Senior Me by Rachel Ordan
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Every Three Weekly

Dear me, You’re probably filling out your Every Three Weekly application! Good for you. Save your energy though, because you won’t be accepted onto the paper until your senior year. Listen, little one, you just haven’t gone through enough...

Win Or Lose, All That Matters Is We Had Fun
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A Man Who Just Lost His Kids In The Divorce

You win some, you lose some. The most important thing is that I did my best. Sure, Nancy took the kids, but at least I had a great time! I really thought I had her for the first month, but once it came out that I had spent little Luke’s college...

Wow, You Listen To Spotify Too?
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A Guy In A Coffee Shop

Excuse me, miss. I don’t normally do this, but I couldn’t help but notice that app on your laptop there. You know, the one with the green circle with the three black lines. Yep, just like I thought, you’re using Spotify aren’t you? Well...

CNN Think They Understands
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Lori Laughlin’s Daughter

Yeah, I not sure where the mainstream medias is getting they’re informations from, but the TV people really needs to make sure they knows what they saying before they try to act smart and tell me how I get into USC. I would have made it in with or...

Have You Met Erasmus?
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An Old Man Holding A Bird

Hello, there. Don’t be alarmed: you’ll spook my dear friend, here. Do you like birds, youngster? Because this bird seems to have taken a real shining to you. His name’s Erasmus. Have you met Erasmus? Erasmus and I go back years. Every day on...