Gimme The Blue
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A Middle Schooler Grabbing Ice Pops Out Of A Cooler

Booyah! Snack time baby! What do we have here? Oh yeah look at that cooler, Connor’s mom is not messing around. Blue! Blue! Gimme the blue one please. I love blue, it’s my favorite. I know it’s everyone’s favorite, but it’s my favorite the...

Don’t Loft Your Bed In A Hazardous Configuration
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Your RA

Listen up everybody, I know moving into college is complicated, and you’re all just aching to be free spirits, but let’s get a few things straight. Upon moving into your dorm rooms, you were all provided with easily customizable furniture...

The Growth I Experienced While Abroad
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Jack Panella

When I decided to study abroad this past winter semester I truly didn’t know what to expect. How could I truly know what would be in store for me once my journey began? In late January, when I left my home, family, and friends behind to spend four...

If I Take Off These Glasses My Whole Face Will Fall Apart
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Senator Mitch McConnell

As the majority leader in the Senate, it’s my job to spearhead Republican interests within my house of Congress. I can’t do that without a strong constituency and a resolute voice. But my voice needs a face. And my face will totally come apart...

One, Two, One Two Three Four
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A Local Frontman

How’s everyone doing tonight!? Such a lovely crowd. Hey let’s hear it for our openers, how about them am I right? Keep on fighting the good fight, fellas. Good, good, now let’s hear it for you Detroit! Glad you could all make it out. God we...