If I Take Off These Glasses My Whole Face Will Fall Apart
By
Senator Mitch McConnell

As the majority leader in the Senate, it’s my job to spearhead Republican interests within my house of Congress. I can’t do that without a strong constituency and a resolute voice. But my voice needs a face. And my face will totally come apart...

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By
A Local Frontman

How’s everyone doing tonight!? Such a lovely crowd. Hey let’s hear it for our openers, how about them am I right? Keep on fighting the good fight, fellas. Good, good, now let’s hear it for you Detroit! Glad you could all make it out. God we...