You Guys Are Too Young For That One, Huh?
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A Professor Confronting His Own Mortality

Oh, no one in here gets that one? No one has ever seen Chinatown before. Really, anyone? Ask you parents I guess, haha, they’ll get a kick out of it. It’s an old Jack Nicholson movie. Faye Dunaway is in it too, I think. Anybody even know who...

Be Careful, This Plate Is Hot
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A Waiter Who Feels No Pain

Hey, I’ve got your food right here. Fish tacos, right? Looks good. But before I set this plate on your table, there’s something you should know. This plate is hot. Like, really hot. Now, I know what you’re thinking: if the plate is so hot, how...

Do You Think Barack Obama Ever Hates Himself Too?
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Thomas Morrison, Political Science Professor

As a lifelong academic and researcher, I have devoted my time to studying the lives and legacies of past presidencies, most notably Barack Obama. President Obama truly changed the world. He gave progressivism a cool, hip edge, showing us all...

Well That Was A Dead End
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A TV Cop At The Turning Point Of The Plot

Damn, that was a dead end. I really thought we had a lead on that one, but now it’s back to the drawing board. We have to get back to the facts. What do we know for certain right now? The answer is in here somewhere, we just have to get in there...