Guys, Don’t Pack It Up Just Yet
A Professor With Attachment Issues

Look guys, I get it. We all have places we need to be and I’m sure everyone has such busy and interesting lives outside of this class but can you please just wait five minutes for me to finish this lecture up. Sorry I don’t mean to be so pushy,...

It’s A Spooky Time For Men In America
By Donald J. Trump

It’s a very spooky time for men in America, where ghosts hiding around every corner are getting into the Halloween spirit. This is a very, very—this is a very spooky time. What’s happening here has much more to do than just a couple...

I Hope You’re Happy
By Your Therapist

Hi there, it’s good to see you again—it’s been a while since we last talked. How are you doing? Well? Great. That’s what I like to hear. It always warms my heart when my clients are content with their lives and still want to spend an hour of...

I Had A Lot Of Fun With You Last Night
By A Dumb Bitch Who Lives In The Past

I really enjoyed spending time with you last night. That was so much fun and I feel like we really hit it off. I hope to hear from you soon because like I said, I had a really great time. Most of the guys I meet around here are so shallow. After two...

I’m An Introvert Too, Bitch!
Stacie From Zeta Eta

I bet you think you’ve got me all figured out. You see me as just another pretty face in a crowd, but in reality I’m far more than that. I’m a dreamer. I’m a thinker. And most importantly, I’m an introvert. Yeah, like, whoa, right? So many...

What Is This, Amateur Night?
A Guy That Doesn't Understand Karaoke

In all my years as a concert reviewer, I thought I had seen it all. I’ve seen good concerts, bad concerts, so-bad-they’re-good concerts, so-good-they’re-just-okay concerts, and so on. But nothing could prepare me for the travesty I witnessed...