Be Careful, This Plate Is Hot
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A Waiter Who Feels No Pain

Hey, I’ve got your food right here. Fish tacos, right? Looks good. But before I set this plate on your table, there’s something you should know. This plate is hot. Like, really hot. Now, I know what you’re thinking: if the plate is so hot, how...

Do You Think Barack Obama Ever Hates Himself Too?
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Thomas Morrison, Political Science Professor

As a lifelong academic and researcher, I have devoted my time to studying the lives and legacies of past presidencies, most notably Barack Obama. President Obama truly changed the world. He gave progressivism a cool, hip edge, showing us all...

Well That Was A Dead End
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A TV Cop At The Turning Point Of The Plot

Damn, that was a dead end. I really thought we had a lead on that one, but now it’s back to the drawing board. We have to get back to the facts. What do we know for certain right now? The answer is in here somewhere, we just have to get in there...

I’m Not Looking For Anything Serious
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A Guy 45 Seconds Into Conversation

  Hey. So I know I said it was nice to meet you like 45 seconds ago, but I just want to make it extremely clear that I’m not looking for anything serious. This is really nothing. Of course if the right girl came along I wouldn’t totally...