These Retractable Pens Sure Are Neat-O
By
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos

A lot of people like to bring up that in all my years of education activism in Michigan and around the country that I never actually set foot in a public school. These claims are just untrue. In fact, I just went to one of our nation’s intercity...

The Real Spirit Of Halloween Was Inside Us All Along
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By A Jack O’Lantern

Inside each of us there exists a spark, a flame burning bright, igniting our spooking, goopy cores. This, I believe, is the spirit of Halloween. This flickering spirit exists inside each and every one of us. While we keep firm smiles pasted on our...

Gimme The Blue
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A Middle Schooler Grabbing Ice Pops Out Of A Cooler

Booyah! Snack time baby! What do we have here? Oh yeah look at that cooler, Connor’s mom is not messing around. Blue! Blue! Gimme the blue one please. I love blue, it’s my favorite. I know it’s everyone’s favorite, but it’s my favorite the...

Don’t Loft Your Bed In A Hazardous Configuration
By
Your RA

Listen up everybody, I know moving into college is complicated, and you’re all just aching to be free spirits, but let’s get a few things straight. Upon moving into your dorm rooms, you were all provided with easily customizable furniture...

The Growth I Experienced While Abroad
By
Jack Panella

When I decided to study abroad this past winter semester I truly didn’t know what to expect. How could I truly know what would be in store for me once my journey began? In late January, when I left my home, family, and friends behind to spend four...

If I Take Off These Glasses My Whole Face Will Fall Apart
By
Senator Mitch McConnell

As the majority leader in the Senate, it’s my job to spearhead Republican interests within my house of Congress. I can’t do that without a strong constituency and a resolute voice. But my voice needs a face. And my face will totally come apart...