Weinstein is excited to see how far his daughter advances in next year’s tournament. According to sources close to the family, student Rachel Weinstein’s dad gave called her last Sunday to congratulate her on the University of Michigan Men’s...

Williams realized that it’s only getting worse from here. Youth baseball player Timmy Williams is reportedly coming to terms with his complete lack of talent after being assigned to right field in his team’s fifth game of the season. Williams,...

Gym users were unsure what exactly was wrong with the equipment. Upon discovering an unoccupied squat bar in an otherwise packed weight room, gym goers concluded that the only explanation was that the equipment was, “some kind of sadistic trap.”...

Also, the nation’s football players announced they’d prefer not to use the term ‘pigskin’ so much when referring to a casual game of catch. Today in a joint statement, the nation’s top b-ball players have recommended, “just calling the...

They are also tied for last in the league in minutes played by LeBron James. Blowing the rest of the league out of the water, the Los Angeles Lakers continue to dominate the league in points scored by Brandon Ingram. Repeating the feat from last...

“And if you’re just tuning it, what a game we’re having here tonight!” they reported. Citing the picture-perfect day for a ballgame and energized crowd, the nation’s color commentators announced that it sure is great to be back in the...

Reviewing his picks for this year’s NCAA Basketball Tournament, LSA sophomore Eric Davies couldn’t help but wonder what life must be like at Lipscomb University. While filling out his March Madness bracket, Davis made most of his picks based on...