September 11th marked the beginning of the new NFL season, and according to reports, the NFL’s premiere announcers are excited to promote new shows that they have clearly never seen.  “We’re very interested to see Matthew Stafford and the...

As the school year heats up, people have reported that the University of Michigan football coach Jim Harbaugh has been hard at work taining his pets to play games and chase balls again.  Harbaugh reports that, “show season has just begun, so...

After a shocking game-ending basket made “granny style,” the Harlem Globetrotters advanced to the NCAA Final Four following a series of unexpected March Madness games. The exhibition team was pulled into the tournament when UCLA was forced to...

Reports confirm the football team’s Big Ten Championship victory over Iowa this weekend prompted the entire student body to pretend that Harbaugh “didn’t just get lucky” and that “ knew he had something good up his sleeve the whole...

Recently, the International Olympics Committee (IOC) approved the 10-meter stroll as a new event for the 2024 Paris Olympics as a part of a new measure to make sports more relatable. “Most of us viewers have a hard time hopping out of bed,”...

Facebook friends and grandchildren of Meemaw, 76, have reported that she reached level 3418 of Candy Crush on Thursday night. The world-ranked Candy Crush player made Level 3418 reportedly without any in-app purchases, a smashed record that now...

In a press conference held last Sunday, coach Jim Harbaugh confirmed that the new offensive coordinator for the Wolverines was, in fact, the “Ask Madden” feature from an old copy of Madden 2011 he had dug up from his basement. Harbaugh...