Bowl Projections

With the college football season coming to a close, it’s time to start thinking about bowl games. The E3W’s experts examine some of the lesser-known bowl games projecting which teams will play each other and who will win.

Future Ph.D. Candidate Too Drunk to Make it to Game

Sources confirm that during a recent football Saturday honors student and future Ph.D. candidate at Johns Hopkins University Davis Thornton was too “black-out drunk” to make it from his tailgate on central campus to the University of Michigan...

Freshman Definitely Could Have Played D-II Football

Sources overheard Monday that freshman Joshua Parker “definitely could have” played D-II football somewhere, although he ultimately settled on being a student at U of M for the partying. “Yeah I was pretty sick in high school, so there were...