Following a week of intense practice on the heels of a two-game win streak that has earned the Badgers a top-15 NCAA ranking, sources close to the team in Madison are reporting that the mothers of the Wisconsin football team have granted their sons...

After only ten minutes of jogging outside, area woman Jane Lester’s workout was ruined by one of the worst thunderstorms of the summer, which was followed by Lester’s consumption of an entire chocolate cake. “I’m a really dedicated...

In line with the notorious, statewide rivalry between the University of Michigan and the Ohio State University, this year’s incoming out-of- state students are already continuing the centuries-old tradition of pretending to hate Ohio. “I can’t...