UMBC Students Totally Called That

After pulling off the upset and defeating one seed UVA, reports coming in from the University of Maryland-Baltimore County indicate that the student body totally called that. “I’ve been saying it all year,” commented UMBC junior Jacob Martin,...

Man Using Foam Roller Not Exactly Sure Either

Backwater, just sort of rolling around.   According to reports, local CCRB attendee Eric Backwater has been doing a lot of really weird things with the foam roller. Backwater’s actions have caused a great deal of confusion among patrons at...