Open Squat Rack In Crowded Gym Obviously A Trap

Gym users were unsure what exactly was wrong with the equipment. Upon discovering an unoccupied squat bar in an otherwise packed weight room, gym goers concluded that the only explanation was that the equipment was, “some kind of sadistic trap.”...

UMBC Students Totally Called That

After pulling off the upset and defeating one seed UVA, reports coming in from the University of Maryland-Baltimore County indicate that the student body totally called that. “I’ve been saying it all year,” commented UMBC junior Jacob Martin,...