Hot Sauce Flavored IUD Recalled

Citing poor sales, lingering FDA investigations, and overwhelmingly negative customer reviews, medical technology giant Johnson and Johnson is reportedly recalling all units of its newly-patented hot sauce-flavored intrauterine contraceptive device....

Bad News: Your Blood Test Revealed You Have Blood

Uh oh, you might wanna sit down for this one. Your blood test results came back. Unfortunately you tested positive for blood. I’m so sorry. I suggest you get your affairs in order. There’s nothing we can do. It’s only a matter of time now....