Last Sunday, as he crouched over their father’s carcass, a Kenyan lion contemplated whether or not it would be worth it to eat his two stepsons. The lion had just recently mauled his stepsons’ father, thus stepping into the role of the deceased....

Williams realized that it’s only getting worse from here. Youth baseball player Timmy Williams is reportedly coming to terms with his complete lack of talent after being assigned to right field in his team’s fifth game of the season. Williams,...

Gomes’s complaints about the strong draft probably were not really about the strong draft. After chastising her waiter for upwards of eight minutes over the arrangement of ingredients in her salad, it is being widely reported that it seems like a...

Communications seniors taking the COMM 490 capstone seminar reported this week that approximately 80% of the course is just straightforward instructions on the correct formatting for addressing a cover letter. The capstone, which is described in the...