Syria to Accept Four Million Syrian Refugees

In response to a surge in Syrian citizens fleeing civil war in their home country, the nation of Syria has boldly announced its intent to accept four million refugees. Millions of Syrian citizens have been displaced by the conflict, but the...

Millions of Africans Die of Not-Ebola

SOMEWHERE OTHER THAN THE EVENING NEWS—Sources confirmed Monday that of the millions of Africans who died in the past year, nearly all perished due to factors entirely unrelated to the Ebola outbreak. Health officials were reportedly shocked to...