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Pelican-Americans Demand New Orleans Name Change

WAXAHATCHEE WILDLIFE RESERVATION – Native Pelican-Americans are...

  • Feb 25, 2013

George R. R. Martin Planning To Kill Self Off Before Completing Game Of Thrones

A SMALL STUDIO APARTMENT, EAST WESTEROS – Sources close to the...

  • Feb 25, 2013

New Bed, Bath, & Beyoncé Retail Outlet To Target Pop-Singer Demographic

DESTINY’S AISLE – Steven H. Temares, CEO of national retailer...

  • Feb 25, 2013

GOP Says Semen-Soaked Tissue Has ‘Right To Live’

THE CRADLE OF LIFE – LSA sophomore Jake Bess ejaculated into a...

  • Feb 25, 2013

Kanye West, Kim Kardashian Attempt To Patent Creation Of Zygotes

In a move that has been called expected, egocentric couple Kanye West...

  • Feb 25, 2013

Women Earn Right To Die For Country, Still Waiting On Right To Not Be Treated Like Shit

AMERICA – Women nationwide were thrilled to celebrate a huge...

  • Feb 25, 2013

Sexual-Intimacy Metaphor To Abandon Baseball Terminology, Embrace Gymnastics

Sources confirmed yesterday that America’s widely-used baseball sex...

  • Feb 25, 2013

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