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Super Excited Mitch McGary Tweets Chance Encounter With Markley Hall Council President

Michigan Sophomore Mitch McGary tweeted his delight after a chance...

  • Oct 30, 2013

Gatorade Cured My Neck Cancer

Hey y’all, it’s me, Peyton, the quarterback of the Denver...

  • Oct 30, 2013

Sochi Olympic Committee Bans 60% of Winter Sports Under Russian Anti-Gay Laws: Figure Skating, Curling First To Go

Citing new Russian laws that ban the presentation of “homosexual...

  • Oct 30, 2013

Taylor Lewan To Change Number To 69 Because, Well, You Know

THE BIG HOUSE LOCKER ROOM—Following Michigan quarterback Devin...

  • Oct 30, 2013

Student Dares To Resist Conforming To Female Beauty Norms

Classmates of LSA junior Amanda Osgood have become increasingly...

  • Oct 30, 2013

Local Church Marketing Campaign To Involve Even More Fucking Sidewalk Chalk

Citing a desire to connect with a hip, young demographic, Ann...

  • Oct 30, 2013

Quick-Thinking Introvert Narrowly Avoids Human Interaction By Staring At Phone

Ken Withers, 28, after the young recluse reportedly drew his phone...

  • Oct 30, 2013

U.S. News & World Report Ranks University of Michigan As Nation’s #1 Backup College

In its latest round of rankings, US News & World Report once...

  • Oct 30, 2013

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