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Kevin, Stop Using My Drugs

Kevin, I’ll start this by saying that this is coming from a place...

  • Nov 18, 2013

Nation Now Aware of Breast Cancer Unsure What to Do Next

A new survey published by the National Breast Cancer Foundation found...

  • Nov 18, 2013

Overweight Man Bids Adieu To Penis Until Spring

With his Holiday season weight gain well underway, local chubber Nate...

  • Nov 18, 2013

Nation’s Students Eagerly Await Black Friday Break

This year’s Black Friday Break, scheduled to begin at 5:00pm on...

  • Nov 18, 2013

Obama Refuses To Pardon White House Turkey, Strangles It While Daughters Look On

During a televised ceremony in the White House Rose Garden, a visibly...

  • Nov 18, 2013

Man Realizes He’s Made A Horrible Mistake Moments Before Pushing Wrong Side Of Door

A STORE WITHOUT AUTOMATIC DOORS—Tragedy ensued as a man tried to...

  • Nov 18, 2013

Man Accepts Unpaid Internship As Boyfriend

After being turned down for several paid positions over the summer,...

  • Nov 18, 2013

Houston Sick And Tired Of Hearing About Your Problems

The city of Houston is experiencing widespread irritation at being...

  • Nov 18, 2013

Tea Party Still Favorable Among Female Constituents Aged 3 To 8

According to a recent poll released by the Heritage Foundation, the...

  • Nov 18, 2013

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