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Bored, Obese Nation Decides To Give Pretzel Buns A Try

In a weekend press conference, Tom Wheatland, national spokesperson...

  • Nov 19, 2013

Citizen Kane Voted Best Movie Of All Time You Haven’t Seen Yet, You Uncultured Piece of Shit

On November 11, the American Film Institute re-released their list of...

  • Nov 19, 2013

Literary Plagiarizers Penetrate Hard And Deep Into Erotica Genre

Amazon.com released in a report last week that erotica is one of the...

  • Nov 19, 2013

World Leaders Ignoring NSA Google+ Circle Invitation

According to internal documents released by the NSA, the American spy...

  • Nov 19, 2013

Report: Ailing City of Detroit in Dire Need of More Community-Based Internships

A study released by the University of Michigan’s Institute for...

  • Nov 19, 2013

Swiffer Helps Elderly Couple Sweep Away Signs Of Their Inevitable Decay

Lee and Morty Kaufman, the 90-year-old couple prominently featured in...

  • Nov 19, 2013

Point, Counterpoint: Ask-a-Librarian

Point: Great for Late Nights I’m a hard worker. I like to get...

  • Nov 19, 2013

Oh, The Shit I’ve Seen

I’ve seen things. Horrible things. I was just a naive young...

  • Nov 19, 2013

Of Course I Meant What I Wrote

There has been a lot of talk about Second Amendment rights lately. A...

  • Nov 19, 2013

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