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Baghdad Auto Show Reveals Latest In Car Bomb Innovations

BAGHDAD—Journalists, industry experts, and explosive enthusiasts...

  • Feb 4, 2014

Target Cancels Contract With Edward Snowden

This past week, a spokesman from the retail chain Target, having...

  • Feb 4, 2014

North Korean Television Debuts ‘Keeping Up With The Kim Jongs’ Reality Series

PYONGYANG—To further glorify the Supreme Leader, North Korean State...

  • Feb 4, 2014

Cold To Be A Factor For Both Fans And Players Who Might Prefer Warmer Weather At Super Bowl XLVIII

RUTHERFORD, NJ— With this year’s Super Bowl to be held outside in...

  • Feb 4, 2014

Brady Hoke Sits Wolverines Down To Talk About Recent Break-Up With Al Borges

Sources report that coach Brady Hoke took time this week to sit down...

  • Feb 4, 2014

Modern-Day Sisyphus Doomed To Continue Shovelling Driveway In Middle Of Snowstorm

A MADMAN’S PLAYGROUND- After reading a book of Greek Myths in his...

  • Feb 4, 2014

Enlightened Douchebag Vows To Be Total Dick To Anyone, Regardless Of Race, Religion, Or Sexual Orientation

Recently, peers have commended LSA senior and “all around...

  • Feb 4, 2014

New ‘Humans Of 1542 Rumsey House’ Facebook Page Creeping Out Residents Of West Quad’s 1542 Rumsey House

The latest in a series of “Humans of New York” spin-offs, the...

  • Feb 4, 2014

UMich Archaeologists Uncover UMich Archaeology Museum

SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF STATE STREET—A startling discovery was...

  • Feb 4, 2014

Michigan Daily Staff Voted ‘Most Loyal Readers’ By Michigan Daily Staff

To show appreciation to their faithful fan base, iconic campus...

  • Feb 4, 2014

Student Suddenly Realizes Others Can Hear Him Sing, Despite Earbuds

After a particularly turbulent bus ride dislodged LSA junior David...

  • Feb 4, 2014

Why Not Host The Super Bowl In Our Freezing, Post-Industrial Shithole Of A Town?

The Super Bowl is one of America’s greatest national pastimes....

  • Feb 4, 2014
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