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Brown Man Somehow Makes It Through TSA Checkpoint Without Pat Down

In a shocking turn of events, TSA officials at Detroit Metro Airport...

  • Dec 4, 2014

Guy Who Plays Washboard Outside Ugli Apparently Huge in Japan

According to Asian Billboard Top 100 reports, Tom Goss, who plays...

  • Dec 4, 2014

Theta Psi Brother Brad Staunch, Uninformed Supporter of Keystone XL Pipeline

According to sources close to the situation, Theta Psi brother Brad...

  • Dec 4, 2014

Hoke Begins Long Walk Back to San Diego State

Following his firing on December second, former Michigan Head...

  • Dec 4, 2014

Student Puzzled By Roommate’s Bizarre Christmas Decorations

LEWIS HOUSE, BURSLEY—Area freshman Michael Campbell was reportedly...

  • Dec 4, 2014

Great Books Lecture Covers Okay Book

Thursday morning marked the end of the semester’s twentieth Great...

  • Dec 4, 2014

Archaeology Major Excavates Laundry Pile for Clean Underwear

Junior archaeology major Jessica Gonzalez recently began her first...

  • Dec 4, 2014

$49 Million Dennison Renovation to Feature Design by Licensed Architect

University regents authorized a plan this week to undertake an...

  • Dec 4, 2014

Roommates Shake Things Up In South Quad With Unexpected Mid-Year Trundle

FOURTH FLOOR, HUNT HOUSE—In a move that left residents of South...

  • Dec 4, 2014

Graduating Sorority Girl Donates $2000 of Rush Omega Gear to Goodwill

Senior Rebecca Marrell recently decided to donate her entire...

  • Dec 4, 2014

Parka Engineered For Antarctic Expedition Now Facilitating Walk From Landmark To Starbucks

ANNARBORTICA, MI–A century-long history of exploration above the...

  • Dec 4, 2014

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