12 Experiences You Will Have After Publishing Depictions of the Prophet Muhammad

1. You get stuck in traffic for a little bit.

2. Dinner takes three hours.

3. You miss the end of the soccer game, so what’s the point?

4. Gabriel has a ballet recital.

5. You get behind on your email.

6. A friend comes over and you can’t find the WiFi password.

7. Gabriel has a cold, so you’re probably going to get that too at some point.

8. Yogurt went bad.

9. You wake up to pee. False alarm.

10. Aldi ran out of quinoa.

11. Just stepped in some gum.

12. You are brutally and mercilessly gunned down by radical Islamic militants in the middle of an editorial meeting.