God I wish I could wear that crop top. Sorry, just have to get to the soap. But really, you’re so skinny.
And it’s white. How the fuck are you so tan? Like, if I wore that I would look like a ghost, but you look like a stick. Cause you’re like skinny and brown. If that makes any sense. Lol can you even believe these Long Islands are only two dollars?
This guy at the bar bought me two already. He kind of looks like Nate Archibald from Gossip Girl AND he’s in Ross. I mean, I know you don’t know me, but I went through this terrible break up like three months ago. His name was Nick. He dumped me because he said he “just wasn’t feeling it anymore.”
But like how do you sleep with someone for six months and then not “feel it” anymore? He probably wanted someone more like you— some hot girl that can wear white crop tops.
Excuse me could you please not use the hand dryer? We’re having a conversation here. Get paper towel. Ugh sorry, fuck her, right?
But I read this amazing article in the Cosmo “Love and Relationship” section about how you can’t close yourself off to love. So maybe that guy that looks like Nate Archibald is the one and I can’t just sit around waiting for Nick to text me even though I know he is at Rick’s right now with Sarah Devoe. Do you know her? She’s in Gamma Alpha. She’s like really hot—but not as hot as you.
I don’t know if anyone has ever told you this, but you are so beautiful. Oh my god, can you hear them playing ‘Post to Be’? I have to go.