We Should Just Bomb the Shit Out of ISIS

Dude, fuck ISIS.

Did you see that shit they pulled in Paris? That was bad. We shouldn’t just stand by and let them walk all over good people like that. Something needs to get done so that stuff like this stops. We need to respond and show them that we mean business. We need to bomb the shit out of them.

They’re just somewhere in the desert or mountains or some shit in Syria. Why don’t we just fly some planes over the Middle East, see wherever they’re hiding out at, and then send some fighter jets in there to blow them straight to hell? I’ll tell you one thing for certain: If I ran the military, I’d make sure everyone in ISIS was dead.

Honestly, I could see us being soft and holding off for now just because we don’t want to spend too much money on the actual bombs. That shit gets expensive. I read this thing once that said one bomb costs, like, a billion dollars or something. We just need to figure out a better way of using our money so we have more funds for important stuff, like bombing the shit out of ISIS.

Really I’m just tired of seeing all this bad shit going on with ISIS, you know?

Let’s just sack up and get rid of them once and for all. It’s essentially 100 countries against just these guys, so I don’t know why we can’t just go in there and fuck them all up. The world would be such a better place without them. Like would anyone disagree with that? I think it’s just that our foreign policy is too weak right now. A stronger government would have already gotten in there and beat them down.

But fuck it. I guess we’re just going to sit around like pussies for now and keep letting ISIS do whatever they want. I just hope nothing too bad happens before we finally get our shit together and decide to go do something. At some point, it’s going to get really bad and we’ll end up having to bomb the shit out of them anyways, so I don’t see why we don’t just do it now.

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