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Fans Celebrate Kobe’s Final Flop in Toronto

As Kobe Bryant continues his last season, Los Angeles Lakers and...

  • Jan 28, 2016

Student Wonders About Whatever Happened With That Thing In Darfur

After hearing Darfur mentioned in a conversation for the first time...

  • Jan 28, 2016

A Cappella Group’s Inside Jokes Really Give Concert Intimate Feel

Last semester’s concert by Slightly Offbeat, a campus a cappella...

  • Jan 28, 2016

LSA Senior Postpones Dropping Out For One More Semester

LSA senior and self-described “anti-establishmentarian” Sage...

  • Jan 28, 2016

Naïve Subway Patron Assumes He Will Save Second Half Of Foot-Long For Later

Ann Arbor resident Jeff Sierra reportedly ordered a foot-long...

  • Jan 28, 2016

Porn Actress Afraid of Being Typecast

After being passed up for several unique and challenging roles, porn...

  • Jan 28, 2016

Smashed Granola Bar at Bottom of Backpack a Somewhat Comforting Reminder That Susie Has Lesser Failures, Too

In a somewhat comforting reminder that not everything she does is a...

  • Jan 28, 2016

‘My Career Is Going Great,’ Tim Allen Concludes After Casino Show

Following a stand-up routine at Little River Casino in Manistee,...

  • Jan 28, 2016

Most Memorable Super Bowl Commercials

Forget football, many people just watch the Super Bowl for the...

  • Jan 28, 2016

Study Abroad By the Numbers

The Every Three Weekly breaks down the statistics on students’...

  • Jan 28, 2016

Every Snowflake Is Unique, but Men Are All The Same

Kids, today we’re going to talk a little bit about snow! Ah,...

  • Jan 28, 2016

Surprise! We Replaced These Eight-Year-Olds’ Cotton Candy with Insulation

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  • Jan 28, 2016
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