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New Luxury High-Rise Offers Spacious Rooms, Great View Of Financial Aid Recipients

Set to open in fall 2016, new luxury apartment building Granite Lofts...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Ladies’ Night At Rick’s Really Making Up For Wage Gap

Female patrons of Rick’s American Cafe are reportedly impressed...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Area Man Pretends To Wash Hands After He Pees

In the midst of a study break during a long night at the UGLi, LSA...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Report: That Rapper From High School Doing Pretty Well

According to recent reports, former Kennedy High graduate Grant...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Rehearsed Joke Goes Exactly as Planned

Describing the number of laughs to be “about what ...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Local Man Makes Sure To Place Hand On Everyone’s Lower Back As He Navigates Party

Walking through the crowd at a house party last Saturday night, LSA...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Local News Reporter Hopes Sandra Watching This One

According to sources inside WZZM 16, local traffic reporter Christian...

  • Feb 19, 2016

College Loser Hopes He’ll Be Cool In Grad School

Realizing that his college experience was marred by infrequent...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Guy Watching Snapchat Video With Sound Off Getting The Gist Of It

Noting that the addition of audio would have added very little to the...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Assumed Empty Parking Spot Actually Just Small Car

Area woman Amy Holmes’ plan to find a parking spot was thwarted...

  • Feb 19, 2016

‘Mysterious’ Hallmate Glad People Haven’t Realized She Just Quiet And Lame

After three consecutive months of minimal contact with her hallmates,...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Museum Curator Overestimating Community’s Enthusiasm For Wood-Carved Mallards

In what may amount to the greatest miscalculation in the...

  • Feb 19, 2016
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