Reports confirmed Sunday that, despite area man Kyle Anderson’s mild erection, his cat Quincy was still sitting on his his lap. Quincy reportedly sat on Anderson’s lap at roughly 6:30 p.m. Sunday, shortly after Anderson had begun watching television.
At around 6:50 p.m., Anderson inexplicably achieved erection, which apparently did not bother the cat enough to get off Anderson’s lap. “I was just sitting there watching TV, and I just kinda got a semi out of nowhere,” said Anderson. “I didn’t really even notice until Quincy hopped up on my lap.”
While Anderson does not believe that his cat was aware at any point of his state of arousal, he expressed some uncertainty at the cat’s motives for remaining on his lap.
“Quincy’s a nice cat, but he usually prefers sitting next to me on the couch, rather than on my lap,” said Anderson. “He was making this weird eye contact with me the whole time, so I don’t know what was up with that, either.”
Before accepting that his cat and his semierect penis would have to coexist in the same lap, Anderson reportedly made several attempts to gently remove the cat.
“I kept trying to gently nudge him, but he just stayed put,” said Anderson, who changed his position several times in the hope that the cat would simply remove itself from his lap. “He was really set on being there, I guess.”
At press time, the vibration of the cat’s purring was reportedly prolonging Anderson’s erection, taking the situation to “a whole new level of weird.”