Area Man Getting That 2:30 Feeling In Increasingly Wider Intervals

Kyle reportedly also has a near-constant "case of the Mondays."

Marketing specialist Dan Kyle recently reported that over the last few months his “2:30 feeling” has gradually expanded to wider time intervals, at this point lasting from 11:00 a.m. to nearly 4:55 p.m.

“I just get hit with this wave of drowsiness and there’s nothing I’d like more than to go home and sleep,” Kyle said. “Lately I’ve been dropping a sixth of my paycheck on Starbucks just to stay awake.”

Kyle’s workplace productivity has reportedly taken a hit, owing to the fact that he is only capable of being productive from 9:00 a.m. to 11:00 a.m., with the window slowly but surely shrinking.

“Pretty soon I doubt I’ll even be able to focus on refreshing the Reddit front page over and over,” Kyle said.

Coworker Karen Masters has corroborated Kyle’s 2:30 feeling expansion, observing that he stops “verbally harassing” her at a slightly earlier time with each passing week.

“He used to lose the energy to make inappropriate, sexually charged comments in mid-afternoon, but now I’m free of him by late morning.” she said. “I guess I’m a little worried, but I’m not complaining.”

At press time, Kyle was reportedly asking his boss if he could work from home for the third day in row.

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