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Three-Syllable Name Crammed Into ‘Happy Birthday’

  • Jan 27, 2017

Dad Subjects Family To Full Oral History Of Every Car He’s Ever Owned

Droning on during a family dinner last Sunday, Royal Oak resident and...

  • Jan 27, 2017

Study: Average Roommate Recommends Eight Months Of Must-Watch TV Per Week

A University of Michigan study announced last Wednesday that the...

  • Jan 27, 2017

Student Should Know Classmate’s Name By Now

Struggling as a classmate sat down next to him in an Org Studies 280...

  • Jan 27, 2017

The Wall Was Inside You All Along

To all my tremendous supporters, the media has been speculating and...

  • Jan 27, 2017

Grandpa Caught Trying Out Same Jokes On New Round Of Nurses

During a recent stay at St. Mary’s Hospital, patient and local...

  • Jan 27, 2017

Woman Stuggles To Earn Milkshake Through Straw

  • Jan 27, 2017

Old Man Auditing Class Won’t Shut The Fuck Up

  • Jan 27, 2017

Social Media Data About Todd Somehow Valuable

Noting that there were archives of data about the 38-year-old tax...

  • Jan 27, 2017

Dad Scrapes Mold Off Clearly Inedible Piece Of Bread

Claiming that a good portion of the slice was still untouched,...

  • Jan 27, 2017

Man Passes On Kleenex Tissues Infused With Lotion Despite Fact That He Will One Day Die

Rothman said he “just deals with” the dryness around his nose,...

  • Jan 27, 2017

College Senior ‘Ready To Move On’ From Life Of Limited Responsibilities, Unparalleled Ease

Reflecting on his time at the University of Michigan, senior Andrew...

  • Jan 27, 2017
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