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Festifall Booth Paying Price For Only Bringing Tiny Frisbees

In a colossal miscalculation of the interests and needs of returning...

  • Sep 11, 2017

University Ensures Building Renovations Will Preserve Racist History

Looking to improve the university through publicly-funded renovations...

  • Sep 11, 2017

Campus Voices: University Raises Tuition

  • Sep 11, 2017

Don’t Loft Your Bed In A Hazardous Configuration

Listen up everybody, I know moving into college is complicated, and...

  • Sep 11, 2017

Diagram Of The Trump Golf Swing

  • Sep 11, 2017

The Growth I Experienced While Abroad

When I decided to study abroad this past winter semester I truly...

  • Sep 11, 2017

If I Take Off These Glasses My Whole Face Will Fall Apart

As the majority leader in the Senate, it’s my job to spearhead...

  • Sep 11, 2017

One, Two, One Two Three Four

How’s everyone doing tonight!? Such a lovely crowd. Hey let’s...

  • Sep 11, 2017

Women’s Crew Team Scouting Union Elevator As Potential Walk On

The women’s crew team is reportedly scouting the Union elevator as...

  • Sep 11, 2017

Racially Tense Nation Relieved By Start Of Another Season Of Watching Young Black Men Fight Over Ball

Providing a cathartic break from another year of heightened racial...

  • Sep 11, 2017

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