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Do You Think Barack Obama Ever Hates Himself Too?

As a lifelong academic and researcher, I have devoted my time to...

  • Dec 3, 2017

The Exam Will Be 50% Multiple Choice, 40% Short Answer, And 10% Remembering Our Secret Handshake When You Turn It In

As I’m sure you all know, your midterm is coming up next Thursday....

  • Dec 3, 2017

Well That Was A Dead End

Damn, that was a dead end. I really thought we had a lead on that...

  • Dec 3, 2017

Though We Appreciate Your Thoughtful Application, We’ve Decided To Give The Position To My Son

We thank you for coming in. We would like to commend you for your...

  • Dec 3, 2017

ESPN Producer Can’t Decide Whether To Air LaVar Ball Clip Or NFL Fantasy Update

While planning the broadcast for a evening-night SportsCenter update,...

  • Dec 3, 2017

Man Playing Basketball In Asics Clearly Brought Along By Friend

It was reportedly evident this man just came to have a good time. In...

  • Dec 3, 2017

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