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Man Using Foam Roller Not Exactly Sure Either

Backwater, just sort of rolling around.   According to reports,...

  • Jan 26, 2018

Area Man Doesn’t Really Know How To Buy Spices Or Vegetables Or Any Of That Shit

Scanning the aisles of his local grocery store, local man Kevin...

  • Jan 26, 2018

Man Declaring Caffeine His Favorite Drug Should Try Literally Any Other Drug

After area man Dan McLaren made it clear that caffeine was...

  • Jan 26, 2018

Report: Spotify Algorithms May Have Locked Onto Dave’s Depression

According to a report released by the internet company today, Spotify...

  • Jan 26, 2018

Minor Plumbing Issue To Result In At Least Fourteen Calls To Mom

Despite describing the incident as a “very minor ordeal,” LSA...

  • Jan 26, 2018

Student’s House Dog Cute, Probably Indicative Of A Bigger Issue

Members of LSA Senior Max Feden’s house have announced that, while...

  • Jan 26, 2018

Area Man Trying His Hardest Not To Be Turned On By Milking Cow

Goldberg had no idea learning where milk comes from would be so...

  • Jan 26, 2018

News Anchor Sure Has A Lot Of Synonyms For ‘Gunned Down’

Agnew seemed to be bursting at the seams with ways to describe the...

  • Jan 26, 2018

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