No. No, God no, please. Doug’s hand is in his pocket and he wants to show you a meme he saw on Reddit yesterday.
Better get that feigned chuckle ready because you are in for it pal. Last time Doug showed you a meme it didn’t even make sense. It was just a picture of Macaulay Culkin slapping his face in Home Alone with the words “when the edible hits” scrawled over it.
He says it’s something that his friend showed him. Great. Better not be another fucking tide pod meme.
Oh, God. He just asked you if you’re caught up on Game Of Thrones before he opens it. And sure you are, but that was just kinda a thing you like to enjoy personally and don’t need to bring up every day. This is going to be a bloodbath.
Jeez, he’s opening the photos app, that means he liked it enough to screenshot it. You might have to put a little more heart into it. Oh dear.