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Man Checking In On March Madness Bracket Wonders What Life Is Like At Lipscomb University

Reviewing his picks for this year’s NCAA Basketball Tournament, LSA...

  • Mar 23, 2018

Senior Taking $70k Salary Selling Gatorade Cooler On Facebook For $15

Despite taking a high paying job, reports from posts on multiple...

  • Mar 23, 2018

Tenured Professor Skips Shaving Scrotum Before Class

Reports emerged late last Thursday that tenured Economics Professor...

  • Mar 23, 2018

New Detective Drama Men Connecting Strings Together On Wall

The men also had a lead they wanted to check out. Fox’s newest...

  • Mar 23, 2018

Master Who Was Surpassed By Student Wants Rematch

‘Best two out of three.’ Last Thursday, Pai Mae was soundly...

  • Mar 23, 2018

Aunts Circle Around Newborn Baby Like Pack Of Wolves

The beta aunts fought among themselves for baby holding order. As the...

  • Mar 23, 2018

Glasses Not Enough To Get Hot Girl Taken Seriously

Maybe she should read a fucking book. Although she returned from...

  • Mar 23, 2018

UMBC Students Totally Called That

After pulling off the upset and defeating one seed UVA, reports...

  • Mar 23, 2018

Student Claiming ‘Chill’ Music Taste Only Listens To Same Four Chance The Rapper Songs

Although citing he was “more into chill kind of stuff ” when...

  • Mar 23, 2018

It Unclear Why Second Half Of Union Subway Exists

Aggregations of student opinions reveal that no one is really sure...

  • Mar 23, 2018

New Rug Doing Wonders For Asbestos-Filled Co-Op House

Last week, residents of Mich House Co-Op were excited to welcome to...

  • Mar 23, 2018

Woman Watching ‘Young & Hungry’ On Fishbowl Computer Clearly Has No Shame

Sources reported Sunday that LSA sophomore Ilana Dansen was seen...

  • Mar 23, 2018
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