Following reports of President Donald Trump paying pornographic actress Stormy Daniels to stay silent about their alleged affair, First Lady Melania Trump was reportedly shocked that anyone would have sex with her husband for so little money.
According to sources close to the story, the president’s personal lawyer paid Daniels $130,000 in hush money one month before the 2016 presidential election so she would not go public about an affair she had with the then candidate in 2006. Melania, who had recently given birth to son Barron at the time of the affair, is reportedly blindsided by the fact that Daniels was paid south of one million dollars.
“It is astonishing anyone would have sexual relations with that man for such a tiny payout,” said First Lady Melania Trump in reference to her own husband. “She could have asked for a Manhattan penthouse. $130,000? That’s pennies.”
A representative of Daniels has stated that the actress did not sleep with the host of “The Apprentice” for monetary benefit but rather was paid off 10 years later in exchange for her silence, a delay Melania Trump has called “bewildering.”
“That he cheated on me while I was caring for our young son I can believe. That he found someone to cheat with who did not accept any compensation until 10 years after is astonishing,” commented Mrs. Trump.
Trump continues to deny allegations that he would be unfaithful to the third Mrs. Trump.
“When you think about it, the numbers don’t add up,” contended Trump Attorney Michael Cohen. “Trump told me he’s worth billions. Why would she accept a measly hundred thousand for all that she had to go through?”When asked about his father’s indescreations, Donald Jr. remarked “Aubrey made me give her half a million dollars and two pastel poodles. I guess The Donald really is the world’s best negotiator.”