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Lifelong Introvert Picked Wrong Time To Come Out Of Shell

Sources confirm that lifelong introvert Jerome Findley has chosen an...

  • Mar 26, 2020

32-Year-Old Man Unsure When He Supposed To Stop Wearing Retainer

Sources have confirmed that 32-year-old Jason Lee has no idea when...

  • Mar 26, 2020

Despondent Melania Growing Out Hair In Hopes Of Rapunzel-Style Rescue Attempt From Trump Tower

Fed up with her marriage to the president and years of being in the...

  • Mar 26, 2020

Speaker Gonna Have Audience Try That ‘Good Morning’ Again

Multiple audience members at a local business conference have...

  • Mar 26, 2020

Realistic Wave Pool To Include Actual Riptide

Preliminary reports show that the wave pool at the Hurricane Harbor...

  • Mar 26, 2020

Uncontacted North Sentinel Island Becomes World’s Next Great Economic Superpower

  • Mar 26, 2020

American Girl Doll Hospital To Double Number Of ICU Beds

  • Mar 26, 2020

Schlissel Upset By COVID-19 Pandemic Cancelling Annual Regents Cedar Point Trip

  • Mar 26, 2020

Man Going On Honeymoon Totally Gonna Get Laid This Trip

In anticipation of the month-long honeymoon he is about to take with...

  • Mar 26, 2020

Report: No One Knows What Toddler Saying

A variety of sources have confirmed that no one understands what...

  • Mar 26, 2020

Man Who Took Xanax On Flight Dies Peacefully In Horrific Nosedive

This past Monday, Xanax-user and American Airlines Flight 062...

  • Mar 26, 2020

Report: Guy In Mascot Costume Probably A Furry

Multiple spectators at Edgerton High School’s Friday night...

  • Mar 26, 2020
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