Witnesses confirm that, after a seven-hour period of rain on Thursday, the neighborhood’s population of earthworms went fucking nuts.
According to onlookers, the worms, which were previously underground, were seen emerging from the wet dirt to reportedly “lose their fucking minds.” While the reasons for their behavior remains known, the worms were nothing less than “absolutely jazzed” about the fact that it had been raining.
Neighborhood resident Joshua Maren stated that the worms were in fact “going batshit crazy” about the fact that it had rained. Maren added, “They looked like they were at a rave, twisting and dancing like there’s no tomorrow.” Scientists confirm the worms did indeed “fiesta.”
Although the reasons for the worms’ enthusiasm for the rain are still unknown, witnesses confirm residents were forced to avoid stepping on the worms, who took up the entire sidewalk to celebrate.
At press time, ten-year-old George Beverly was seen leaning over the spazzing, writhing worms, watching them convulse.
