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  • Apr 22, 2021

Friend Who Already Took Class Acting Like She Has Centuries’ Worth Of Wisdom

Reports are coming in that Sarah Oliver, who took Orgo II last...

  • Apr 22, 2021

Professor Just Wanted To Remind Class Of Assignment He Hasn’t Mentioned Since First Week Of Semester DueTomorrow

In the second-to-last class meeting of AMCULT 300, Professor Martin...

  • Apr 22, 2021

Athlete On Moped Thinks He In Action Movie Or Something

Eyewitnesses reported seeing U-M swimmer Jason Marshall “absolutely...

  • Apr 22, 2021

Sophie Feeling Pretty Badass Until Her Stomach Hurt A Little

This past Tuesday, junior Sophie Mills was reportedly “feeling...

  • Apr 22, 2021

Report: It Unclear Whether Dining Dollars Actually Blue Bucks

Reports confirm that LSA freshman Caleb Baker recently became curious...

  • Apr 22, 2021

Michigan Prepares Statement Blaming Students For School-Sanctioned Superspreader Event

In preparation for the May 1st commencement ceremony, for which...

  • Apr 22, 2021

Salt And Vinegar Chips Voted Favorite Snack Of Masochists Everywhere

  • Apr 22, 2021

Watching Squirrel Eat Old Pizza Crust Closest Thing Area Man Has Had To Dinner Date All Year

  • Apr 22, 2021

Report: It Unclear Why Nickels Arcade Shop Item Costs More Than Five Cents

  • Apr 22, 2021

Area Woman Stirring Pot Of Annie’s Mac And Cheese Like It Witch’s Brew

  • Apr 22, 2021

Former BBC Intern Excited To Finally Watch Prince Philip Documentary She Worked On 15 Years Ago

Current Yorkshire area business consultant and former BBC intern...

  • Apr 22, 2021
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