MILF-Mania 4 Selected For National Film Registry

Porn historians say that MILF-Mania 4 was one of the first pornos to feature a plumber.

According to recent reports, the pornographic film “MILF- Mania 4” has been selected for the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress, having been deemed culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant.

“MILF-Mania 4 pioneered so many sexual themes we appreciate today,” The Library of Congress has since commented. “They were using analingus before even cunnilingus was socially accepted!”

The news has been met with mixed reactions. “If any porno desereves a spot it’s definitely the original MILF-Mania. This was the first nudie flick I ever saw,” commented 45-year-old James Law “Always made me jealous my mom didn’t look like that.”

“More pornos from the 70’s need to be inducted, sex was so much better back then,” claimed 54-year- old Kent Lou. “The chicks never shaved back then. EVER! There was so much bush you could barely tell what was going on down there!”

“This is incredibly lewd and disgusting! What if my kids see this?” noted 39-year-old mother of three Lynn Dae, “I already had to explain felching to them, now MILF?”

“I can’t believe such a heinous film will be inducted alongside classics like Cinderella or Brokeback Mountain,” commented 34-year-old Sarah Smith. “I mean, number 4 was awful! It’s so obvious that MILF-Mania 3 is the film that put MILFs on the map. Where is it’s recognition?”

At press time, film historians of the National Film Registry were analyzing the cultural effects of “Naughty Nurses 2.”

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